Upen Patel

Upen Patel semi-shirtless. what's happened to him? gone with the wind? sure he couldn't act for shit and his nails-on-a-chalkboard accent was ridic, but he was cute, buff and always shirtless/topless on film. What's a minor detail like having no acting skills stopping him? It sure didn't stop Fardeen Khan, Zayed Khan (possibly the worst actor in the history of Bollywood in my humble opinion - but he was cute and looked fit shirtless), Chunky Pandey, Arjun Rampal.... etc etc.

Mind you, he was consistently looking more and more bloated with each passing film. When he first appeared on the catwalk, was pure blue-steel magic. He was lean, mean, buff, six-pack.. ah well. age isn't kind to anyone and bollywood sure as hell isn't.