Poor chiseled chin Karik Aaryan (and Veet!) is getting online trolled for the horrifically amateur fake added on abs in their latest ad (see video clip below). The ad has gone viral for all the wrong and risible reasons.
Considering there is no shortage of Indian models and actors well... .'stars' with hot abs in Bollywood, why they'd choose and pay skinny Kartik for this commercial is beyond us. And then to add the most awful abs to boot just makes at lollllll
BTW there are no better trolls than funny desi trolls We don't mean or want to highlight the mean nasty ones. Just the witty ones and the ones who call out a spade a spade.
Kartik Aaryan is cute and all.... but too thin (which we've been saying for a long time now), he's handsome but he ain't all that....
I mean, 'the' guy for this ad should have been the hot but expensive I'm sure Akshay Kumar. He's clearly the demographic as our fav hairy hunk is now looking like a well-plucked chicken. His before and after waxed pics are what we dream of till date. He's aging well. Fit and 52.
Anyhoo, we refer you to 'normal' or better doctored images of handsome Kartik Aaryan below. Images from the net of his relatively hot bod.
Check out more real shirtless sexy pics here.
BTW we are looking forward to seeing Kartik in Dostana 2. Dharma levels up the guys in the hot factor. Tiger Shroff was hot - but post Dharma and K Jo makeover, Tiger got polished and near-Hrihikian=perfect.
We are sure after Kartik Aaryan gets styled, trained and given a makeover by the dream team, he'll look better than ever in his upcoming film. We have minor suggestion; put on some weight - the chicken legs are a no go - and the extra weight will fill out the face and not be so lined and wrinkly. Its not wrinkles - he's only 29 - but so many fine lines cause he's tooo thin...
cast of Dostana 2 |
BTW this isn't the first time trolls... well, observers have called out Bollywood for the sham abs; prime examples, Salman Khan and Govinda.
We've seen Salman Khan huffing and puffing and barely making an effort on stage for a decade now. He used to at least try to shake that booty in the early enthusiastic days. Now he's just cashing in on past laurels and current box-office streak. even we bow to his bhai-tard fans who'll make any shiite film of his a hit.
At least with Govinda he ain't frontin' to be healthy or fit on screen- he's fat and owning it! Despite his poor attempts at making a comeback as a hero - wow how many repeat boxoffice and critical failures can the man dish out - he ain't learning or adapting to the times. That deluded interview on Aap Ki Adaalat (I mean he met James Cameron! really????!!!! Let alone adviced him on the title and the movie Avatar! OMFG There's delusion and there's Bollywooden delusion.).
The tragedy is, Govinda WAS so hot and such a good dancer. Now he's the poor sad uncle on the dance floor who thinks he's still 'it'.
We doth our caps to the other 50+ men of Bollywood who still hit the gym like their career depends on it; Shahrukh Khan, Aamir Khan, Akshay Kumar, Sunil Shetty and 60+ Anil Kapoor.
Why is the world going gaga over him?! Oh god why??!!
ReplyDeleteFake abs are not the major issue in that Veet ad. :-D The whole premise is bonkers, trying to pretend that men with excessively waxed, artificially manscaped torsos are somehow hotter or look more attractive.
ReplyDeleteAs any random straw poll would show, what is really preferred is a dude with well groomed body fuzz. Trimming for hygiene and aesthetic reasons is different from compulsive depilation which makes a guy looked like a plucked chicken!!