Upen Patel's hot chocolate body in 2008!

Upen Patel's hot chocolate body in 2008!

Such a good skin tone, amazing body and face... if only he learned Hindi diction before becoming a Hindi actor... 

Upen Patel's hot shirtless body with Isha K. 

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Upen Patel's open shirt: hot bod of model turned (non-) actor

 

Ya know, he should have stuck to modeling and worked on becoming a supermodel and brand... His lousy Hindi eloqution, stiff screen presence... there was just no way he would have toppled any of the Khans... 

Guess, he's back to London now and working. After that last sexy underwear shoot he did, he's just disappeared - even on all social media platforms. 

Wonder if he pudged up.. or still this fit as fk?

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Upen Patel unzipped: hot shot: Whatever happend to him?!

Upen Patel, hot bod, supermod, worst actor imaginable giving competition to Zayed Khan... was just so sexy. He should have stuck to modeling. 

this unzipped shot, the underwear reveal.... was so hot back in the day.

he's completely off social media too these days. is he ok?! 

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Whatever happened to Upen Patel?

That jawline, the face, once the hottest bods on the Mumbai catwalk... buttttt one of the worst actors (God, at least learn the language you're trying to become the star of!) with the poorest diction... He should have just worked on being the perfect model.. 

His social media has suddenly gone silent... Is he ok?! 

After doing one of the hottest underwear shoots.. nothing else from him... 

we worry

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Upen Patel in the pool: Still got the body... the face fillers or filters... err...

Upen Patel in the pool: Still got the body... the face fillers or filters... err... 

Also loving all the bro mo pics. 

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Upen Patel: From Hot to Not:

 

like omfg. what happened to Upen Patel's face. esp in that first pic. hopefully its just bad editing and not injectables. 

Upen Patel is a classic case of flash in the pan. When he first came, he was allllllll over the place. fTV. The hottest desi London returned hottie with the killer abs and sly smile. Dating the it gals and starlets. Posing provocativly for tabloids - with that body. hell yeah. 

Then... with no talent, horrific accent, couldn't speak Hindi - kinda essential for a Hindi film hero no? A spate of bad films... tsk tsk. It all went away. He hasn't posted a lot but some hardcore hard for him fans do post online. 

He's still kinda hot... but .. might want to think about aging graecefully 

Also hanging out with the power gays of India... er.. ok. listen, we all got bills to pay. you gotta do what u gotta do. 

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Upen Patel: Jelly belly to ab-kebabs!

Upen Patel then, Upen Patel now!

So "Upen Patel nation" sent us a note that we were being too harsh on this hot Gujju from UK. Maybe we were. So lets give him props that the older he gets, the better he's looking. While he was a working actor he wasn't as fit as he is now. He started off with a bang as a young model. Some dodgy flex with the Indian media - remember he had the reputation of being arrogant and unapproachable?! - and he got shunned in print. But he's kind of making a slow return...

The actor is 37 and competing with fresh grads trying to make it in B'wood. And those abs are serious competition.

We do have some practical advice for the man, and really all aspiring actors having been in the industry and casting process;

• Learn Hindi. You'd think that'd be basic but omfg the number of wannabes who land and want a part in a movie in the language they don't actually speak! Get Urdu diction lessons, hell,watch endless hours of Smriti Irani speak on stage and learn Hindi! Go back to school and learn to read and write it. Ayushmann's dialogue delivery is so freaking good because he's got an ear for language/music and can correct even the most named dialogue writers. He stands out hence he has this outstanding career as a Hindi actor in a Hindi film industry!  
• A writer writes, an actor acts. Not getting lead role in Krrish 4? Fine, do theatre. Do short stints on TV, do ads, DO something! There's no money in it (sometimes there is) but at lease hone your skills with practice. Learn monologues, learn lyrics, learn complicated dialogues. Just learn! 
• Get fit. Easier if ya look hot. seriously. makes up for a sliding scale of talent too...  
• Practice being kind. goodwill goes a long way in the industry. Did ya know Madhuri Dixit's hair dresser recommended her to Subash Ghai back in the day? She went from second lead to superstar in a jiffy. Why? MD treated her staff really well. Treat your makeup and hair people well, your designers well, your choreographer... apart from just being a good person, if that doesn't work for your soul, be a good person for selfish reasons, it'll benefit you in the long run! 
• Have a strong social media presence. Amazed at the likes of Urvashi Rautella. despite her cringe bio, look how hard she works on her social media - she's landed parts in ads and songs cause she has a strong following. just a painfully ordinary actress but she works hard to make up for it.  
• Do scene studies. There are free online acting lessons and coaches. It doesn't all need to be expensive NYU classes. Even after getting a break, Kangana Ranaut (Kween Troll herself), Manisha Koirala went to study further after they made it. Anil Kapoor got acting coaches even in this stage of his career - the man is 189 and still studies! 
• Don't be a fashion victim. Not all can be Ranveer Singh and somehow get away with it. But at least develop a personal sense of style. And if you haven't got on, find a great stylist. Not all are expensive. 
• BTW Be seen, not obscene on social media. 
• Don't be racist - wow the shit we've read about our neighbours recently. The action of one or two individuals is not the collective representation of a nation. Trump is the biggest idiot on planet earth holding a powerful seat. He is not representative of all Americans! Same goes with the Chinese, Pakistanis, the Thai, Aussies... . Think for yourself not what your agenda-filled politician does. Don't be a xenophobe. 
• While you're at it, don't be racist, homophobic, Islamaphobic, Hinduphobic... fks sake, just don't be a jackass. 
• Don't be a troll - harder said than done. But just don't be. 

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Upen Patel in his underwear

So we aren't a huge fan of some of the posts Upen Patel's tweeted out like a twat - esp the one where he took aim at a female journalist in a spiteful little post that doesn't behoove a gentleman from England - Patel kem cho? - but on occasion we'll find some random hot pic of Upen Patel in his underwear and sigh... god so hot, but so dumb. why?


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Upen Patel in the shower

Upen Patel in the shower. Too many face tune filters but still kinda hot. hot chocolate of Upen Patel.

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TBT: Upen Patel caught naked. Ish.

Upen Patel's shirtless selfies are a sexy reminder...

...that he's alive.

Upen Patel was - at one time - the hottest Gujju from UK who landed in Bollywood, hit the ramp with his sexy-ass abs and tried to transition his fashion fame to a career in the movies.

Epic fail followed. All the way to reality tv, the last resort of the fame-hungry.

Bad diction, risible acting, choice of films that went from ok to bad to worse. I mean think about it,  from a Subash Ghai produced film 36 China Town (2006) directed by the usually-successful Abbas-Mustan to a stellar appearance in the fab Namastay London (perfect casting of a London fkboi), and a well-tabloid-covered private life.... he was everywhere in the early days.  He should be on the top ten list but... but...

Then whoa the spiral out of control. We knew the end was near when in Money Hai Toh Honey Hai, there was a scene with him and gym-fail Govinda and both guys were at the beach in all their bloated glory.

like whatdafaqqq doood. the hottest thing about him was his abs and its not like he was doing any movies - so how he got that pudgy is beyond us. he should have hit the gym hard before the beach scene...

Its like he heard us 'cause guess what, last we saw him, he was looking damn fine in a sexy spread in Stardust. see below. he's looking hotter than ever.

upen patel - click to enlarge. and check out that kick ass body 

however, clearly he's aging cause the filters he's using on social media are a tad too obvious. dude. just be the hot older guy. own your grey hair and fine lines. be the hottest 40+ model (um we just checked. he's 37. ok a little Olay will go a long way!).

Upen Patel caught in his underwear on set here.

Just be super hot. learn Hindi diction - it always cracks us up when Indian actors don't speak the language their career depends on. Even Katrina Kaif learned Hindi (somewhat). Hit Netflix or any outlet. Be an instagram star - it easy to get followers when you're not shy of stripping off a shirt!

Upen Patel's sexiest shoot of all-time here.

fans dream about you disrobed still - you have the platform for i!

be cool. stay hot.

life advice from the SBM crew - and yes, there are 4 of us. not just 1. you can tell by who writes what in captions. ;0)

Upen Patel's sexy shoot in his underwear and unzipped pants here.

Bollywood Actor caught in his underwear

Hottie Upen Patel on set in his undies. yasss. thanks to the fans who sent us these. he was so cute. so fit. yasss hunty yassss

Hot man with a tan: Upen Patel

so clearly Upen Patel is showing first signs of aging - if you've seen his instagram, he over-filters to a laughable extent. he's a gorgeous guy. fit. taut. tan. hunky. but the vanity is making him unsexy. if he let those lines show, posts un retouched, we could still see his hotness. look at dino morea. he rarely uses filters - shows his aging and damn he's hotter than ever. dilf. upen's plastic insta posts are distinctly unsexy. hence this tbt from a shoot he did a few years ago. easily his best. and hottest.

Upen Patel in bulging briefs.

Upen Patel top model, flop actor on his reality tv show. is the image on the left real? how hot is he? shame about he acting, the accent... but he hella hot and cute. and those lips. yaasss hunty.

Upen Patel in his underwear. Repost. Upen, pls repeat! Hottie

Easily one of the worst actors to plonk himself in Bollywood via UK - good GOD he was a bad actor, along the lines of Fardeen Khan and Zayed Khan - but dayummmm he's so freakin' hot. hot. hottttt. the abs. the body. the bulge. those lips. that tan. he should have stuck to being a hot hot model instead of venturing forth into films. esp with his lousy diction. i mean while hitting gym, how about getting a voice coach? Urdu or Hindi lessons? acting workshops... we digress.

point is, Upen Patel is hot shizz and we dream about seeing more of him... wearing less. ran into him at the gym the other day, and he's still hot as fk all. tall dark and handsome. soooo handsome. but so cocky. he knows he's hot so pulls that along to get by in life. we don't blame him. again. hot. sooo hot. lolz.

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Below pic when he first came into the horizon with those abs, that attitude and that uncut bulge. yeah babe. werk ittt

PS: upen we LOVE YOU. do more shoots babe.