So we are in India - Goa this week - and get this, thanks to the movie, the Hindi vernacular has changed. To refer to two guys having a gay or sexual relationship, they say they have a 'dostana' going on. omfg. lols tho...
anyhoo, heard they are finally making Dostana 2 - without the only reason we watched Dostana - John Abraham and his beach shot. well, actually the shot of him waking up in bed and walking is the one we paused repeatedly on.
anyhoo, skinny Kartik and the new guy are NOT John Abraham. The laughable ad was bad enough, to see skinny chicken legged Kartik Aryan at the beach is just a noooooo. we'll be dressing him with our eyes - as opposed to undressing hotties. lol
sigh. just get Dostana on dvd guys. relased back in 2008, the movie is still great fun to watch. the cringe homophobia aside - at least it started a legit discussion on the lgbtq community.
I know it is very weird and funny and perhaps unlikely to get posted here, but when I see John shirtless, the only thing I can think about is his d*ck. Invariably always. And in my mind his thing is his exact miniature copy. Haha. You know the giant he is. Tall, heavy, muscular, chiselled, broad chest, narrow waist, biceps that very many hands may fall short in clasping, and that smile on him. That is so heart stealing. If sex were an Indian man, it would look like emraan hashmi, but if it were a god, it has to be John. Bare. John Abraham is incubus. And incubus is no more a demon. And sex is no more a sin or a sin no one would like to get rid of. You can imagine him in every pose. And he would look just perfect. Missionar, grinding you down. Or banging you against the wall, when you are sure he won't stop till he's done and so either you gonna die of simultaneous pain and pleasure or the wall's gonna break down. Or you think of riding him, and down between the thighs you instantly feel warm and wet and slightly agape. Show me John shirtless and my mind goes dirty. Only sex comes. Nothing else at all. :P
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