Monday 13 July 2020

Graying and balding in GQ... but still hot as hell... Akshay Kumar


Aging well is not a distinction most Indian men have; the gut, beer belly ("thondh"), receding hairline, dressing like they are about to go golfing but aren't members of any club, just a festival of bad fashion and haircuts (hint; just because you have a lot of hair doesn't mean its a hair style; also the Anil Kapoor cut from Ram Lakhan is the most dated look that should have died in the '80s!).

Combovers are a joke for a reason - you are not fooling anyone, not even yourself so why bother?!  In the same vein, the mullet is still a thing in India and we don't know why - there's some link between lots of hair and virility allegedly. To us, bad hair equals, oh you really don't have your shit together.

The lack of grooming, not getting decent accessories, when you see people spend a crazy amounts of money on their car, their jewellery, token signs of newly accrued wealth, but can't get a decent pair of shoes or belt. like why?

I mean thank God GQ is in India to help the Indian man with disposable income to make some apt lifestyle choices... I don't think y'all should be uniform, but at least.. try! Feel middle age and marriage leads men to just give up. A little vanity doesn't hurt.

Enter role model Akshay Kumar. Fit. Fab. That jawline. The lean n mean body. The buzz cut - if you have receding hairline or are already balding, go all-out and werk it like a footballer.  Confidence, not arrogance. A ready smile.

There are so many reasons Akshay Kumar is an SBM icon. BTW he's quite a bold dandy on cam - never shy, knows his angles, loves the still cam in fact (he was an assistant to a photographer before he joined Bollywood). he'll wear anything given to him - I mean we have a fest of bad fashion from him over the years but fk me, he's so good looking he got away with it.

At 52, he's our fit n fab icon to follow. For some questionable things he did in the past, he's making up for it big time with a lot of charity and good-will and kindness. Listen, we all have a past, but you gotta make your mistakes in life, learn from them and move on. We aren't going to list all the error of his ways in the past - you can google that if you have that much spare time - but we are focusing on the good.

That. Body. That. Face.

Akshay Kumar still struts in our dreams in speedos. Wish he would wear them at this age and let the world know that he still got it. I mean Milind Soman posted a pic in speedos and he's fifty - fking wow - four.

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